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Interesting Laws
Interesting Laws * Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee
* Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
* Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
* Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
* Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
* Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time)
* Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
* Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
* Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
* Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
* Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
* Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
* Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
* Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
* Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
* Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
* Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.
* Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
* Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
* Law of Chinese Restaurants: If you are the ONLY customer sitting in a Chinese restaurant when the next person comes in the hostess will seat him/her right next to you. |
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This intel was contributed by Rusty
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May, 2012
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